I'm 120% mentally unstable

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{X} You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
{X} You have run into a glass/screen door.
{X} You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
{X} You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
{X} You have run into a tree/bush.
{X} You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 6

{X} You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
{X} You just tried to lick your elbow.
{ } You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
{X} You just sang them to make sure.
{X} You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
{ } You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

{X} You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.  
{X} You type with three fingers or less.
{X} You have accidentally caught something on fire.
{X} You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
{X} You have caught yourself drooling.


TOTAL: 5

{X} You have fallen asleep in class.
{X} Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
{X} Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
{X} People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
{ } You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4

{ } You use your fingers to do simple math.
{X} You have eaten a bug accidentally.  
{X} You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
{X} You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
{X} You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc..

TOTAL: 4

{ } You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
{X} You break a lot of things.
{X} You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
{X} You have fallen out of your chair before.
{X} When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
{X} The word "um" is used frequently.
{X} You don't know what "um" means.
{X} You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
{ } You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7

Overall Total: 30

Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm 120% mentally unstable


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PixelRadiation's avatar
lolz and i thought i was mentally unstable. lolz jking